Smoke is mysterious, fire is uncertain, and pit men are expensive. So the mystery, uncertainty, and expense of taking the chance to make great barbecue is being replaced by the quantifiable methods of always making pretty good 'cue.

— Jim Shahin

Austin Chronicle

Smoke Daddy's Quotes

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

— Homer Simpson

The Simpsons

Everybody should believe in something

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

— W.C. Fields

I drink with impunity

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

— W.C. Fields

Always do sober what you said you'd do

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Ernest Hemingway

I drink whenever I have occasion

I drink whenever I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

— Don Miguel de Cervantes

Don Quixote

I have taken more out of alcohol

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

— Winston Churchill

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

— Czech Proverb

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

He was a wise man who invented beer

He was a wise man who invented beer.

— Plato

Three things are needed for a good life

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

— Jason Zebehazy

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