When you fire Johnny, everything goes downhill

— T-Bone

Pit Downtown Barbecue, 2000 Central Texas Tour

All Normal People Love Meat

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

— Homer Simpson

The Simpsons