Just like Moses and his people wandered the desert, I've been traveling the back roads of this country on my own journey to the Barbecue Promised Land.  I'd have taken better notes had I known I'd be writing a book.

— Mike Mills

Peace, Love, and Barbecue

I drink whenever I have occasion

I drink whenever I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

— Don Miguel de Cervantes

Don Quixote