Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

— Calvin

Calvin and Hobbes

Who needs comfort food when we can have happy food?

 Psychologists have shown that certain foods, among them barbecue, just plain make us happy. Who needs comfort food when we can have happy food?

— Craig "Meathead" Goldwyn

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