I won't even sell somebody a barbecue unless they get cole slaw. If they want a barbecue and they don't want cole slaw, there's something wrong with that person.  It all goes together. You've got to have cole slaw and hush puppies with barbecue.

— Wilber Shirley

Peace, Love, and Barbecue

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

— Calvin

Calvin and Hobbes