I'm not saying that I haven't found spectacular plates of barbecue during my travels. I have. But the standouts were few and far between, and all of 'em at places that still cook exclusively with wood.

— Jim Shahin

Austin Chronicle

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

— Calvin

Calvin and Hobbes