This whole place is filled with double boners!
— K-Dawg
Coopers Bar B Q, Llano, 2000 Central Texas Tour
Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!
— Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
— W.C. Fields
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
— Ernest Hemingway
I drink whenever I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
— Don Miguel de Cervantes
Don Quixote
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
— Winston Churchill
A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.
— Czech Proverb
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
— Benjamin Franklin
He was a wise man who invented beer.
— Plato
Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.
— Jason Zebehazy
