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Quotes | "Show us your pits"

I’m just a barbecue guy. I ain’t Jesus or anything.

— Roy Perez

Texas Monthly

Quotes

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!

— Homer Simpson

The Simpsons

Everybody should believe in something

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

— W.C. Fields

I drink with impunity

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

— W.C. Fields

Always do sober what you said you'd do

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Ernest Hemingway

I drink whenever I have occasion

I drink whenever I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

— Don Miguel de Cervantes

Don Quixote

I have taken more out of alcohol

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

— Winston Churchill

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

— Czech Proverb

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

He was a wise man who invented beer

He was a wise man who invented beer.

— Plato

Three things are needed for a good life

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

— Jason Zebehazy

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