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Quotes | "Show us your pits"

Mmmm... Beer

— Homer Simpson

The Simpsons

Quotes

Oreos taste better

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

— Robert Redford

Food should be fun

Food should be fun.

— Thomas Keller

A Merrier World

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

— J.R.R. Tolkien

Alcohol is a food

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

— P.G. Wodehouse

If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

— Andy Rooney

Safari in Africa

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

— W.C. Fields

I cook with wine

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

— W.C. Fields

Never order food in excess of your body weight

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

— Erma Bombeck

Secret of a successful life

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

— Mark Twain

Even Bad Barbecue...

Every joint, from the best to the worst, seems to have people who think the food served there is the very best. Even bad barbecue is somebody's favorite.

— Mike Mills

Peace, Love, and Barbecue

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