It's him or me that's what he said; But I can't choose between a vegan and a pot head
So I chose you because you're sweet; And you give me lots of lovin' and you eat meat

 

— Norah Jones

The Fall

bkarau's Review of Holy Smokes

Joint: 
  • Coleslaw: Very good with large chunks. The highlight (sadly).
  • Potato Salad: Way too much egg.
  • Beans: Pintos are cooked to death - okay, it's late. Baked are bland and overcooked.
  • Atmosphere: Very new. Cheesey pig on sign. Not a joint - City of Dallas health code compliance ruins it.
  • Loin Back Rib: Solid and good. Falls off bone. Good bark.
  • Sausage: Ass.
  • Pulled Pork: Decent. Would be good on a bun with a ton of sauce.
  • Beef: Serviceable. Tears easily.
Main Fare: 
4.2
Other Fare: 
4.6
Atmosphere: 
3.3